I can play that game! I will reply (in suitably garbled paraphrase) by falling back on one of my favorite passages from Chesterton, and leave it at that.
There was a man once in the East long ago,This is another way of saying, Jesus ain't my buddy. And he ain't my pal. He's something else.
and I cannot look at a Sunset, a mountain,
a sparrow or a fig tree, without thinking of him.