Rick Heller says it better than me on the recent arrest of Phoenix Archbishop O'Brien for leaving the scene after a hit-and-run auto accident:
"The anchor said that it was expected that 'the Pope will replace him.'
"The thought that immediately crossed my mind was, 'why would the Pope want to become Bishop of Phoenix?'"
The Scandals of the Church in this country are now well past the Evelyn Waugh phase. Can things get any more farcical?